Sorry to interrupt, but if anyone's around could you possibly come down to the morgue? That noise you're hearing is all the LOCKED drawers slamming open and there are dead people crawling out and I'm trying to push them all back in and pile things against the doors but I'm running out of chairs and boxes and HOW MANY DEAD PEOPLE ARE DOWN HERE ( Read more... )

I must have these.


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Yes, I'm at work on a Saturday, what of it ( Read more... )

I cannot begin to tell you how disconcerting it was to watch the Queen dance the Lindy. I kept having to remind myself that this is the same lovely young woman who was a mechanic during World War II. Why shouldn't she dance? What was so disconcerting? Perhaps it was the hat. Or the butter. Or the pony ( Read more... )

We are going to Flat Holm today, are we not? By the way, anyone who calls it "Freak Island" in my presence is going to get slapped. And not in a fun way ( Read more... )

Baseline physicals: Ianto, Jack and John completed yesterday. Gwen and Rhys are scheduled for today. Full reports filed with personnel dossiers; baseline genetic and physiological data stored in mainframe under personal passcode ( Read more... )